okay after seeing these to i really do believe we need one of the ninth doctor guys
I think that would have to be the “Air from my lungs” gif.
i am the night
leupagus: Someone posted on one of the kinkmemes with the idea of Gandalf figuring out what the fuck bilbo’s ring was about wa-hey earlier
leupagus: and like instead of going to erebor, the whole company is like FUCK IT LET’S GO TO MOUNT DOOM
leupagus: which like
gyzym: omg THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
leupagus: SO AMAZING AND SO TERRIBLE
leupagus: and so so good for me
gyzym: i feel like though that if i tried to write that fic what would end up coming out would be the story of how the fellowship of the ring happens anyway 60 years later but for different reasons
gyzym: like, by accident
leupagus: I think eeeverybody would be okay with that, bro
gyzym: I CAN’T RESIST THE “SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST MEANT TO SPEND PARTS OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER OKAY GOD” TROPE
leupagus: WELL I MEAN
gyzym: the fellowship of somebody find the king of gondor already goddamn don’t you know this steward is CRAY
nat: also ahaha that ‘fellowship happens anyway’ fic?
nat: I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
gyzym: OH GOOD BECAUSE I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO DO THAT
gyzym: JUST BECAUSE: RELUCTANT KING ARAGORN
gyzym: BEING LIKE, EVERYONE IS THE KING OF GONDOR!
gyzym: HER OVER THERE
gyzym: KING OF GONDOR!
nat: THAT DWARF
gyzym: BOROMIR I THINK YOU ARE THE KING OF GONDOR
gyzym: FRODO I KNOW YOU LIKE THE SHIRE BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BEING KING OF GONDOR
nat: THAT STUMP
nat: THESE HOBBITS
gyzym: ON EACH OTHER’S SHOULDERS THEY MAKE A WHOLE KING!
nat: HERE LOOK THEY’RE WEARING A COAT
i needed this a lot a lot a lot
In a recent scene where Kevin had the frying pan, they had a real cast iron one and a rubber/fake one. Osric used the real one and an hour later they were blocking out the next scene and Jared kept fucking around with the pan and playing around/not paying attention. Osric didn’t see, but Jared left the room and came back in, still messing with the pan and was like, “hey Osric” and tossed it to him. which terrified him, seeing as 20 pounds of metal was flying at his face.
He managed to catch it, realizing it was the fake one and Jared cracked up saying, “YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE” and then went on to explain his elaborate plan in playing with it and sneaking out of the room so Osric wouldn’t see, and Osric was just like, “you wasted like, 20 minutes doing this” and Jared was like, “I know, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere
f is for friends who do stuff together
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
This shit is hilarious, too.
NO WAIT SHIT
I GET IT NOW
I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY
SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING
IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS
I need this in my life
oh my god I want disney to go back and finish this scene and put it back in the movie where it belongs too BECAUSE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE TOO